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Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked...
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant,… and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt...
A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her some...
A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she...
An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon....
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day, a Navajo elder...
A proud farmer lying on his deathbed, asked his three sons to find one object that can be used to fill the inside of the barn....
Young Johnny was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer’s store in Kampala. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked...
A penguins car breaks down…. On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic. The penguin asks, “How long will it be?”...
At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little johnny with a cat up his jumper. She said,...
Two friends working in the same office. One wanted some time off, but knew the boss wouldn’t allow him to take leave. He decided to act...
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside:...
An elderly farmer in Florida had a large pond down by his fruit orchard. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and took...
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going...
A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table. “Barman”, he says, “A round on...
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the...
