Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to...
There was a guy at bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. A big trouble making truck driver steps...
A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather’s farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told...
A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the...
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back...
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented...
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What...
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that...
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the...
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” He looked...
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the...
Reaching the end of a job interview the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting...
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies,...
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked...