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One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my...
A man dies and goes to hell Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out...
A bartender is working one evening, when a panicked man comes charging into his bar. “BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” he cries. “EVERYBODY RUN! BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” The...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.” The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.”...
Three nuns passed away and went up to Heaven They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of...
I was a very happy man and was about to get married. There was just one thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia....
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!”… That won him the top prize...
A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States. In order to get a visa, they...
Three Women Were Sitting In A Bar Enjoying A Drink. They Got To Talking And Found Out That All Of Their Husbands Were Named Bubba. The...
A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight, and while en-route to his home,...
A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to...
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. He says to the other patrons, “Here’s the deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and insert my genitals....
An old geezer got bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put up a sign that said “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your...
One Sunday a cowboy went to church When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the...
A mother takes her daughter to a clinic She tells the doctor that her daughter has been having terrible nausea in the morning, lost her appetite,...
