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Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone...
The three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook. The first geezer said, “My hands shake so bad that when I...
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies, “Well son, I could give...
A middle aged man goes into the doctor’s office for a check-up with a litany of complaints. The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and...
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said “low bridge ahead.” Before he knew it, the bridge was right...
A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next...
Four nuns are standing in line for confession. The first nun goes into the confessional and says bless me father for I have sinned I touched...
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new pills?” Grandpa looks at...
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, fifty years ago...
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I...
A young man approached his family physician and said, “Doc, I’m afraid you’ll have to remove my wife’s tonsils one of these days.” “My good man,”...
A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit...
A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. “So who did you see before coming to me?” asked the doctor. “My...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
