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A man and his wife were having some arguments and problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next day the man...
A mine owner advertised for new workers… And three Guys turned up — an Irishman, a Italian, and a Japanese. The owner told the Irishman, “You’ll...
Professor told naughty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start...
I live near a small store way out in the country close to a hippie com-mune. They’re good people for the most part, although a bit...
A wife sent a message to her husband Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the...
A man just bought a new Ferrari and he decides to take it out for a spin. As he’s driving, he starts speeding down the road...
HUSBAND & WIFE ARE SHOPPING IN THEIR LOCAL HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE SHOPPING IN THEIR LOCAL WAL-MART. THE HUSBAND PICKS UP A CASE OF BUDWEISER AND...
I’ve heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I’m glad I’m not one of those. I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave...
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least...
An old man is laying in bed he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favourite thing in...
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS FOR A BEER “THAT’LL BE FIVE DOLLARS”, SAYS THE BARTENDER, AND THE GUY THROWS 20 QUARTERS ONTO THE...
A guy walks into a bar in one morning, and goes up to the bar tender. “Do you guys have golden toilets?” he asks. “What? Golden...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes...
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor “Jim, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping...
Patient: Please doctor help me. I have been stung by a bee. Doctor: Don’t worry. I’ll put some cream on it. Patient: You’ll never find the...
