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So I wake up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in her mouth. The rabbit’s not bloody,...
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Two old farmers are talking I’ve got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I can’t get him to mate for nothing,” one farmer lamented. “I...
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered...
I paid a visit to an art gallery today and saw an exquisite piece of art. It was of a fox. Every stroke on the painting...
Today I went to the children’s daycare for my first day of work there. When I walked in a kid asked if he could have an...
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My buddies and I where out for a night on the town. We ended up at a high end bar with a dress code. All my...