Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his...
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
The Lion had been badly hurt by the horns of a Goat, which he was eating. He was very angry to think that any animal that...
An American and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The American is thinking that Nigerians are so that he can...
A joke I made on the spot to my piano teacher. Me: Hey, so by the way, I’m not going to be able to come to...
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burgled in the past, we...
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...