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Jane and Erica are Talking in Heaven How did you die?” Jane asks Erica. She replies, “I froze to death.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says Jane. “It...
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were in a hotel for a convention. Then, in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, a...
A man is being released from an hospital As he is being escorted out by a nurse, he passes by a patient’s room with the door...
A call girl standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer for a...
The Trump family is flying from New York to DC. Donald looks down on the cities below and says, “I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill...
My 3-year-old son had a hard time with potty training and I was on him all the time. One day we stopped by McDonald’s to pick...
Two patients escape from a mental hospital… …Needing money to get out of the area, they steal some clothes from a house and shotguns from a...
A family was having some neighbors over for a dinner party. Everything was going swimmingly. Annabelle and her family were charming and fun, the guests were...
Paddy and his two good friends were sitting at a bar, talking about their wives. “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,”...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband – who was a...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks...
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates...
After picking her son from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, “I had make love with my...
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped...
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, One guy looks at the other and says,”I can’t help but think,...
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said: “Since we are the best of friends,.. I would not want to insult you by offering...
