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One day there was this little girl watching TV and she sees 2 girls kissing. She ask her mom “Mommy why are those two girls kissing?”...
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:...
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: “there’s to much weight you all need to throw something...
A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit. They are showing their private parts. They both ask each other ”what is...
Three blondes are going on a triple date. Their car crashes on they way and they end up at the pearly gates. St Peter says to...
A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope...
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor...
A man came through my lane at the grocery store with a jug of wine and a bouquet of roses. But before paying, he set the...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it,...
Three fathers are talking about their sons. The first father says, “my sons a successful doctor. He’s so rich, he just bought his best friend a...
A student at college had failed his final law papers and was obviously not happy, he questioned the professor & decided to make a deal with...
Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor...
A blonde walked into a department store and said “i would like to buy this tv”. The manager said “sorry we don’t sell to blondes”. The...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having fun. He was...
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a...
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right,...
