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I’ve heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I’m glad I’m not one of those. I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave...
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least...
An old man is laying in bed he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favourite thing in...
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS FOR A BEER “THAT’LL BE FIVE DOLLARS”, SAYS THE BARTENDER, AND THE GUY THROWS 20 QUARTERS ONTO THE...
A guy walks into a bar in one morning, and goes up to the bar tender. “Do you guys have golden toilets?” he asks. “What? Golden...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes...
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor “Jim, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping...
Patient: Please doctor help me. I have been stung by a bee. Doctor: Don’t worry. I’ll put some cream on it. Patient: You’ll never find the...
Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked...
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant,… and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt...
A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her some...
A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she...
An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon....
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day, a Navajo elder...
A proud farmer lying on his deathbed, asked his three sons to find one object that can be used to fill the inside of the barn....
