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A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked...
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with...
Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived back...
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A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team....
A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses all his money. He doesn’t even have enough for a cab, but he flagged one...
A young man decided to visit a call girl when he visited Thailand. A week later upon returning to the States he developed severe urinary pain....
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. Ill explain later.” The nun agreed… A...
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Her Daughter Is Pregnant But She bid Not Sleep With Anyone. How ? The doctor says, `’Okay, what seems to be the problem?” The mother says,...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
There was an American ambassador to England after the revolutionary war, and his bitter hosts wanted to antagonize him. So they got a portrait of President...
A man walks into a bar and everybody turns to look at him. He is the most handsome man any of them have ever seen. Even...
A panda spent the night in bed with a hot girl. The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the girl yells after him,...