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So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie...
An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney,...
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to...
There was a guy at bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. A big trouble making truck driver steps...
A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather’s farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told...
A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the...
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back...
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented...
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What...
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that...
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the...
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” He looked...
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the...
Reaching the end of a job interview the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting...
