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A man came through my lane at the grocery store with a jug of wine and a bouquet of roses. But before paying, he set the...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it,...
Three fathers are talking about their sons. The first father says, “my sons a successful doctor. He’s so rich, he just bought his best friend a...
A student at college had failed his final law papers and was obviously not happy, he questioned the professor & decided to make a deal with...
Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor...
A blonde walked into a department store and said “i would like to buy this tv”. The manager said “sorry we don’t sell to blondes”. The...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having fun. He was...
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a...
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right,...
Jane and Erica are Talking in Heaven How did you die?” Jane asks Erica. She replies, “I froze to death.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says Jane. “It...
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were in a hotel for a convention. Then, in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, a...
A man is being released from an hospital As he is being escorted out by a nurse, he passes by a patient’s room with the door...
A call girl standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer for a...
The Trump family is flying from New York to DC. Donald looks down on the cities below and says, “I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill...
My 3-year-old son had a hard time with potty training and I was on him all the time. One day we stopped by McDonald’s to pick...
Two patients escape from a mental hospital… …Needing money to get out of the area, they steal some clothes from a house and shotguns from a...
