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Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom […]
Paddy and Murphy are having’ a pint in the pub. When some scuba divers come […]
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and […]
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A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in […]
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he […]
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So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads […]
An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to […]
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small […]
There was a guy at bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that […]
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A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing […]