A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed....
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for...
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she...
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever...
3 men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. Saw nothing the first day The first man, tool, married...
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed...
Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca Raton. She was seeking a qualified person to...
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You...
One day there was this little girl watching TV and she sees 2 girls kissing. She ask her mom “Mommy why are those two girls kissing?”...
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:...
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: “there’s to much weight you all need to throw something...
A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit. They are showing their private parts. They both ask each other ”what is...
Three blondes are going on a triple date. Their car crashes on they way and they end up at the pearly gates. St Peter says to...
A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope...
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor...