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A child goes to his father and asks, “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?” The father answers, “Well, son, the night before...
A boss said to his secretary “I want to make love with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor...
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after...
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor...
There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella....
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An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping they set up a tent and slept. Father gets up after sometime and asks his...
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy...
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A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests He goes over to the first priest and says, “Dude, I’m Jesus Christ!” And...
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There was a plane and it had 5 people in it: a president, a lawyer, a young teenage boy, a priest and a blonde girl. The...
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started...
