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A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian, “This is the worst book...
Three old timers at the retirement home were complaining about growing old. The first one says, “I wake up at 7:00 AM and try for a...
Two Irishmen friends are drinking together at one of their homes. One friend takes out a bottle of Irish whiskey and asks the other, “Will you...
A mother tells her little boy “Johnny, you mustn’t eat too many lollies or I’ll hide the lolly jar.” Johnny asks, “Why?” His mother says, “Because...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove...
Two mental patients were walking next to a swimming pool. One jumped into the pool and the other jumped in to save him. Their doctor saw...
Little Johnny came home from school and heard the word “b***tch.” He asks his mom what the word meant and she responds, “It means priest.” The...
A doctor tells an old couple At his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old...
A bared statue of a woman and a man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants...
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of Indians attacked them and...
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done...
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it...
A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus,...
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say...
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to...
Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. “I froze to death. How about you?”...
