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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left anote for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk .When the milkman read...
A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: “Talking Centipede $100.” The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and...
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do Godas...
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the...
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak…. He walked over to a tree and...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a...
I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform. “I’m assuming...
A man has been in hospital for a month. One day, he’s so sick and tired of being in hospital that he sneaks out and down...
A young seminary student went home for Christmas break. A horrible snowstorm stranded the regular minister in another town. The leaders of the congregation asked the...
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to...
While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle,...
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a...
Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license...
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?” “I was...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
