An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
A chicken walks into a library, goes up to the desk and says “buk”. So the librarian gives the chicken a book. The chicken walks outside...
Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast. Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin. After a few minutes conscious...
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how...
A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she...
This morning at about 7:45 I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man...
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink He puts a frog on the table in front of him. A woman at...
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid, Bubba, who he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The...
Two parents making love on bed. Their 7 years old son was in the room, so they tell him to go on the balcony to play...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a...
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man...
A little boy asks his mom, “Why do women have balloons on their chest?” His mom responds, “So when we die we can easily float up...
Each year, a lawyer takes his holidays at an out of the way, country hotel. With each visit, he continues his affair with the hotel owner’s...
Little billy is out back in his yard playing with his toy airplane when his mother happens to glance out of the open window. 8 year...
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4....