A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of...
A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy take...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever...
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick...
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man...
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an green...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and,...
The teenage grand daughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through top on. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go...
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it...
Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are not good in...
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying, “God bless...
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,...