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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some...
A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?”The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do....
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much because...
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so...
A kindergarten student was having trouble putting on his boots, and asked his teacher for help. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the boots still...
One night at the dinner table, the wife commented. “When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger....
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband — who was a...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken a back because he can’t place...
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve...
Once upon a time, a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, knowing...
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was...
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association....
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of...
A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy take...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
