A doctor tells an old couple At his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old...
A bared statue of a woman and a man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants...
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of Indians attacked them and...
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done...
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it...
A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus,...
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say...
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to...
Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. “I froze to death. How about you?”...
A child goes to his father and asks, “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?” The father answers, “Well, son, the night before...
A boss said to his secretary “I want to make love with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor...
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were...
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after...
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor...
There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella....