Shakey went to a psychiatrist “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under...
A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. “I have to be honest with you” the woman says as the guy makes his...
A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT...
An elderly man calls his son who lives in another city and says: “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that...
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off...
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing....
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and...
Three men and a young woman are travelling on a train The four passengers get talking and the chat soon takes an naughty turn. The young...
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you. ‘ The Priest...
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left anote for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk .When the milkman read...
A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: “Talking Centipede $100.” The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and...
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do Godas...
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the...
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak…. He walked over to a tree and...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a...