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Two men are out hunting. One of them goes into the bushes to take a leak. A few moments later, there’s a scream. The man’s buddy...
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect figure. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your melons for...
David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him. After about 5 minutes the...
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt...
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed...
Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in...
A man walks into the Friars barbershop, sits down in the chair and the barber asks, “How do you want your haircut?” The man says, ”...
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven:...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years. And in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when making love in night....
Vladimir Putin visits a primary school one day and he gives a lecture about how great the government is, and how Russia is the best country...
A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door. The officer asks him if he is married and the man replies,...
Stalin wakes up one morning and walks onto his balcony to see the sun rise. “Good morning, Comrade Sun” he says. “And a very good morning...
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper, “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and...
An 88-Year Old Woman was interviewed by the local News after getting married for the fourth time… The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about...
A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, “If you can make that horse over there laugh, you can get free drinks for the...
This priest decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf He told his assistant that he wasn’t feeling well. He drove to a...
