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There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed...
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college for many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his...
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?”...
An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have...
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell...
A man is driving home one night while very aroused. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, he thinks to himself, “Pumpkins are soft and squishy...
Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they...
A man gets on a bus and sits next to a lady with a child .. The mother is trying to get her fussy son to...
Bloke is in bed with his wife having sweet time when there’s a knock at the front door It’s 2 a.m and bloke isn’t impressed but...
A man takes a pleasant stroll on a Friday evening Suddenly the Devil himself pops up in front of him and whispers, “Take all the money...
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her corset, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How...
A woman was with her boyfriend in her bedroom when she heard her husband coming up the front door. In a panic she told her boyfriend...
A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said...
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes...
A man orders a tomato soup at a restaurant.. As soon as waiter brings the soup he started yelling at waiter and ask him to taste...
