A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the my wife.” “Oh yeah?”...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin...
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as...
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every...
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. “I think this one will really move said the broker, it’s only $1...
For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck...
My husband and I had been trying to have a third child for a while. Unfortunately, the day I was to take a home pregnancy test,...
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To...
Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” Bob asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You...
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who...
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the...
After getting Pope Francis’s luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the...