A group of Sydney bikers were riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a...
1- I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice. 2- Sometimes, I roll my eyes out loud. 3- I don’t need anger management, I...
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work...
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters...
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
A couple whose marriage was on the rocks sought the advice of their pastor. The pastor encouraged them to patch up their quarrel and keep their...
A man visited the pastor, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor, ” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your...
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy...
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning...
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible. I...
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the...
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble...