Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re...
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
Two men were traveling in company along the road when one of them picked up a well-filled purse. “How lucky I am!” he said “I have...
A man was working on a preacher’s car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand...
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a...
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her: “If you...
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every...
After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the...
“Mum, am I adopted?” “No, of course not”, replied his mother Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results...
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like...
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed...
Hi Men’s Helpline, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on...
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away… At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket...
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store in Dublin… One day, she came into the store and said, “Oh...
One day, two carrots were walking down the street… They were the best of friends. Just as they started to step off the curb, a car...