I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she...
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of...
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four,” answered the boy....
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly waitress, wearing a very short skirt with legs that...
A sadhu who performed miracles, had come to their village. The villagers were delighted. Every morning and evening they would gather at the temple with specially...
Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe Heather says, “I got my ultrasound done yesterday. I’m pregnant with triplets!” “I got mine done yesterday too,”...
A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, he is greeted by one of the angels who says, “Come with me, and I will...
An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there...
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but...
“What a wonderful Easter day! Today, I’m so happy, I’ll even be nice to the nuns”, she said. She went out of her room and saw...
This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly …. mathematical...
My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the corona virus. One...
Andrew the drover from a huge cattle station in the Australian outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of...
One day there were three astronauts a blonde, brunnete, and a redhead eating together. The brunette said, “Hey you guys we were the first people in...
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince...
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the...