A boy says to a girl, “So, lovemaking at my place?” “Yeah!” “Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the s****es, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,...
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.” Reporter: “make love?” Man: “Three to five times a week.” Reporter: “No...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
Boris Johnson walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier, he says, “Good morning, miss. Could you please cash this cheque...
An old lady went to the store to buy food for her dog. At the checkout, the clerk said, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but the manager has...
Two guys were playing a round of golf. As they finished one hole and headed for the Tee on the next, one of them realized he’d...
An elderly lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get...
A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, what’s...
Two old women were standing in front of me at the bus stop when a very scruffy teenager strolled past. One lady turned to the other...
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an...
Little Johnny returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, Little Johnny opened his box of animal biscuits and...
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when...
A young man sees her and eagerly approaches offering to get her a drink. Annoyed, she says “A drink? Yeah right, as if… And very original,...