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A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey...
A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his...
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When...
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They...
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his...
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
The Lion had been badly hurt by the horns of a Goat, which he was eating. He was very angry to think that any animal that...
An American and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The American is thinking that Nigerians are so that he can...
A joke I made on the spot to my piano teacher. Me: Hey, so by the way, I’m not going to be able to come to...
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burgled in the past, we...
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
