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Mrs Ravioli comes to visit her son Rocco for dinner; he lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t...
A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she...
A woman walked outside a doctor’s cabin after recently being diagnosed with cancer. She was grieved but tried to compose herself in front of her daughter,...
An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the...
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink...
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa...
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their...
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help...
A guy goes to the psychiatrist “Doctor,” says the guy, “I feel as if I’m two different people! Two totally different personalities!” “Do you think I...
Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up,helped him from the...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of...
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to...
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video...
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his...
During his annual checkup, the 80-year-old man excitedly tells his doctor that he has impregnated his much younger wife. Here’s how their conversation goes… Asked by...
