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A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the...
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the...
A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed. After careful examination he spies a...
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks...
A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk: they connect: they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for...
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with...
A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada. He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your worst clothing and...
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the...
A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl… After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage… After a few drinks, billionaire’s...
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak,...
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife. How many boyfriends you have before marriage, After the question, the woman doesn’t...
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, “Trick or treat?” I looked at him and asked, “What have you come as?”...
Mrs Ravioli comes to visit her son Rocco for dinner; he lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t...
A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she...
A woman walked outside a doctor’s cabin after recently being diagnosed with cancer. She was grieved but tried to compose herself in front of her daughter,...
