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While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package: “What food might this contain?” The mouse...
One day a blonde walks into a doctor office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and...
Three men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. Saw nothing the first day. The first man, tool, married...
A man walked into a night house and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDs, HepB, and herpes. He showed her a wad...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband”s car pull into the driveway....
There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke...
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out...
A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest...
A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the...
A new doctor came into town and set up shop 4 months ago. I’m a doctor too, so I was worried about losing any of my...
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar...
So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for...
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old corset...
