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A man is driving down the highway past a farm. He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer make love a sheep. He is...
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how...
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it...
A father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of...
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The man said, “No dear.” The...
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then give the lemon to a patron Anyone who could squeeze...
At lunch the first boy says, “My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th...
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone...
A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day...
Three High school girls go to the same bathroom every 4th period and each time they gossip and spill tea, and do their makeup, and each...
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over...
Little Johnny’s teacher was grading student essays about actual family experiences. She came upon Little Johnny’s paper entitled, “The time my dad told me to jump...
My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at the breeding bulls. We went up to...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
Two Italian couple marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the groom’s mother for...
A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she...
