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“I don’t know why, but I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with listening devices.” the girlfriend tells her boyfriend. “That’s crazy, there’s nothing to...
Ted comes home blackout drunk, as he does most nights. With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Carl in bed with his wife. He...
Mike said to Charlie the bartender… “Pour me a stiff one just had another fight with the my wife.” “Oh yeah?” said Charlie “And how did...
He went to buy a guard dog, but his wife was angry when he returned with a chihuahua. So the guy goes to a pet shop...
A Ballerina goes to the doctor, “Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart,” she cries. “Hmmm,”...
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the...
A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved...
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
On a busy street in New York City, a man hustles across an intersection and is just about makes it to the other side when he’s...
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of...
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside....
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the...
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to...
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night and sometimes later, she was always complaining about something. The only...
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other...
