The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on Cherry...
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have lovemaking...
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the...
A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his weapon. He comes...
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That...
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want,...
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed...
A little boy caught his mom and dad having lovemaking. After, he asked, “What were you and daddy doing?” The mom said, “We were baking a...
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite make love position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I...
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate,...
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy...
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!”...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a...
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”...
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, “I had make love with...