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A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied...
This man goes into the doctor with his ring hole in a terrible state, really bad now. Doctor: “What happened to you?” He says: “I was...
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me loving. What can I do?” “Hmmm....
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large...
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “Dig!” He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations”, he thinks. Then...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son,...
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache. “I’ve got a beaut cure for a headache,” said his mate Trev. “Whenever...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your ocean-side condo, over...
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked “Can I help you sir?” Our...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he...
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter, “Is there a male pharmacist available?” “No” she says, “My sister and I...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back. Herb says to Sam, “Gee, we went to a new restaurant last night and...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck...
