A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the...
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think...
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be...
A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock. “Help! Is there anybody...
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other undressed for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains,...
“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where...
Anant went to his friend’s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole...
I go to the gym. One guy often arrives at the same time with me and we spend a few minutes in the locker room. I...
Little Johnny lives on a farm with his family. One evening the family notices that one of the donkeys had managed to get out of the...
Harry and his wife are having hard times, so they decide that she’ll become a call girl. She’s not quite sure what to do so Harry...
Amer tells a story about a lecturer who began a seminar holding up a one dollar bill, and asking: Who wants this dollar bill? Several hands...
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & beautiful young woman entered. She was so striking that the...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approached the boy and said, “Hey Billy, want to play house?”...
A couple decide to take their young daughter to zoo one weekend While standing around the elephant exhibit the little girl notice that the big bull...