An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a...
A man went into a bank and almost on hands and knees, begged for a loan. He needed the money desperately to feed his family. The...
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the...
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be...
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat what...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was:...
A hot lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the hot lady said to the young man,...
A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and got up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her...
One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12 tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks...
A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a...
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he’s drinking his beer, which was...
Earl and Bubba, two boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “I think I’m going...
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What...
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist...