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There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll...
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other....
A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners. “Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady’s foot. What do you...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at...
A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first...
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...
Three friends were at the bar talking, and after many rounds of beer, one of them suggests that everyone admits something they have never admitted to...
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts...
A horny young man went to a bawdy house. The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know...
A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied...
This man goes into the doctor with his ring hole in a terrible state, really bad now. Doctor: “What happened to you?” He says: “I was...
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me loving. What can I do?” “Hmmm....
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large...
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “Dig!” He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations”, he thinks. Then...
