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Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did...
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing...
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says “Hello,...
Little Johnny: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl. Father: That’s great son. Who is she? Son: It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?”...
An old man feels like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I...
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and...
An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson before he dies. He lives in the wilderness like a hermit so he hardly ever meets...
A little bird fell out of the nest and went to explore the surrounding world. Soon he meets a large, hairy animal and asks: “Hello, I’m...
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from...
The wife served breakfast to Husband. Along with that, she gave a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: “Why? I don’t have...
An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So, he starts speeding up, 140, then 150,...
A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son Little Johnny about what he would like to be when he grew up. He...
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain...
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so...
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I...
