A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” […]
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud knocking on […]
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl […]
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down […]
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, […]
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great […]
A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, […]
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate. Husband: Why […]
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The […]
An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out […]
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other […]
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. […]
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject […]
An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his […]
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of […]
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? […]