A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a...
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have lovemaking and tell if he see’s them doing anything wrong. So they...
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve...
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.”...
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination. “Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, “How the hell do the two of you...
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour...
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having lovemaking!” “Well how often do you have...
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your make love life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security make love.” “Social Security lovemaking?” “Yeah, you know: I...
Two bikers were talking at a bar. “How’s married life?” asks the first. “It’s fine,” says the second. “How’s the make love?” asks the first. “Fine,”...
Two call girls were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the call girl said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants....