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An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired....
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud knocking on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies...
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the...
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three...
A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and...
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier? Wife:...
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years...
An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in...
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but...
An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite....
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have...
