An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there was any way he could find out if his wife was hard...
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up....
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like...
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into...
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of...
A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down on the small white guy...
A young teen aged girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and...
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on...
Nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says: “I have to confess, I held mans weapon in one...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and...
The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me and my cousin were alone in the house,” she continued, “and went up to my...
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The...