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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says,...
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up...
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed...
A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might...
A guy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking spot. Looking up to heaven,...
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a...
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. “I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today.” the caller...
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that...
A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my melons get...
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her, “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she...
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asks, “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?” The lady...
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the...
A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left. The tree is still...
Mary and Jane are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Mary is upset because she thinks her husband...
A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then...
A nun is standing outside a pub and a man comes round the corner, planning to grab an after-work bevy. The nun immediately points at him,...
