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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies...
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the...
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three...
A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and...
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier? Wife:...
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years...
An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in...
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but...
An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite....
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have...
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did...
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing...
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says “Hello,...
