The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed...
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is...
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first...
A very refined lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. As she doesn’t know which one to get, she...
A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’ The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need...
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life, and asked him, “Little Johnny, how do you want your wife...
Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband : Nothing. Wife: “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour” Husband : “I was looking for the...
A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over,...
A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and...
An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside: The elderly...
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired....
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud knocking on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door...