Two girls and a boy are playing doctors and nurses behind the shed one day. The little boy suddenly drops his pants and shows them his...
Three boys were discussing their fathers’ favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC....
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, “I got caught with my tool in the...
The Little Rascal’s class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word “admire” in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand...
A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back...
The doctor told a guy that self enjoyment before make love often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll...
Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: “We’ll buy a hot dog and...
One day a man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the lady...
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. “What’s wrong, dearest?” asked the confused husband. “Oh darling,”...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & bangs all 150 hens. The farmer is...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Do you and your wife ever do it dogie style?” asked the one. “Well, not exactly.” His...
There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life, where make love isn’t part of the itinerary anymore. One night, the wife turns to...
A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, “Sure.”...
A little boy walks into his parents’ room while they’re having lovemaking. The boy asks, “What are you doing?” The mother explains, “Your daddy was full...
A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, “I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The...