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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker...
There was the elderly man of 80 years who told his doctor that he was about to marry a 20-year-old. The doctor said, “That’s great”, but...
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter paradise and...
There is this taxi driver in New York City, and it is nearing the end of his shift but he decides that he will pick up...
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his...
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He...
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to...
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
A man runs to the doctor and says: “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks: How long was...
The newlywed Blonde went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received as a wedding gift. The salesman carefully explained how everything...
A couple were having some problems and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he’d need his wife to...
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary, so he bought her a $100 see-through nightie. That night, she was getting ready for bed...
