A man is going skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. The man...
Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....
A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one. He...
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the rubber pack aisle. The son asks his father why there are...
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that...
One day an old lady walked into the doctor’s office and was shown into a room. When the doctor came in and asked what the problem...
Three men and a young woman are travelling on a train. The four passengers get talking and the chat soon takes an salacious turn. The young...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they...
A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he...
An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is long enough.” “Dad, what are...
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to...
A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he waits to get the bartender’s attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, “I’ll have...