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Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says,...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you...
A wife is having lovemaking with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.”...
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she...
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his...
A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist. Blonde, “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist,...
The barber’s client looked depressed, so the barber told him, “Cheer up. I knew a guy who owed $5,000 he couldn’t pay. He drove his vehicle...
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
A little boy sits on Santa’s lap. Santa says “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys...
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells...
A preacher notices a man that comes to his church for every service. The preacher asks the man what his favorite part of the service is....
A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and...
An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, “I am going to get a dish of ice cream now.” Kindly, the husband offered...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”...
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening...
