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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat....
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...
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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When...
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol...
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?...
