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The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then...
Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old said, “The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm… 4! Officer:...
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, “Honey, I have great news! We’re pregnant, and we’re having twins!” The...
Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said he would admit them if they each answered one question. He turned...
The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb,...
A bunch of girls had become upset at an anthropology professor who had a knack of offending women. They decided the next time he did something...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I wouldn’t worry too...
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she...
A wife is having make love with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes uh, huh OK yes...
Two men were fishing. They found a bottle floating on the water, retrieved it, rubbed it, and a genie popped out. “I’ll grant each of you...
One night a husband and wife were sleeping and suddenly the wife woke up. “Honey, wake up! I think there’s a burglar downstairs, and it sounds...
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...
The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man’s tooth. ‘No way! No needles. I hate...
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My...
