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A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing...
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die....
The doctor has just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. “The best thing for you to do,” the M.D. said, “is give up...
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench....
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing...
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m a walking economy.” His friend replies, “How’s that?” “It’s like...
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license...
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the...
Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, “A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP...
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend asks, “How...
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.” She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall...
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says,...
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up...
