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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately...
The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went...
At a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: “That’s not true! I do so enjoy lovemaking!” Then, turning to the counselor,...
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking...
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I...
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.” She says, “Well, do...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told...
Patrick hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!” And with that he took home...
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he...
Morton was reading the paper after breakfast when he came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known...
A guy walked into his friend’s office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asks. “Oh, its...
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator,”...
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great lovemaking she spent the next hour just rubbing his ball Something she just...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
