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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink...
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful you guessed it...
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, “The parrot...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “What human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until...
Two brunettes and a blonde are driving in the desert when, all of a sudden, their car breaks down. As none of them have any motoring...
Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it. “I waited until I heard the...
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady....
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says....
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. he’d never been with a call...
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still...
A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing...
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die....
The doctor has just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. “The best thing for you to do,” the M.D. said, “is give up...
