A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider...
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When...
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat...
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start...
Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her, “Is something bugging you? You look anxious.” “Well, my...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain…” “Just be...
There are three girls at a bar, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They have a seat at the bar. The bar tender says,...
A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops...
A wife comes home late at night from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her,...
A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose, but an evil witch has cast a spell on him, and now he...
A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks...
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know, I never want to live in a...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the...