A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth,...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says,...
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead...
Jack at the grocery store ask the lady to show him wear the cookies are. The lady takes him to the bathroom and takes off her...
An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong...
Bubba and Leroy were sitting on the front porch of a trailer house. Leroy says “Bubba, you and me are best-est buddies. If you was gone...
A 96-year old man is pleading with the doctor for a lower make love drive. “Surely you’re imagining things,” says the doctor. “You’re 96 years old....
A guy hires a call girl and brings her to his hotel. The call girl is in bed ready for action, and the guy starts undressing....
Once upon a time, a doctor performed surgery on a young boy with an eye defect. After the surgery was done, he said to the parents,...
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that...
A queer guys walks into a pharmacy with his suppository prescription and approaches the front counter. He hands the prescription to the pharmacist and after confirming...
Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, “I had the best time last night. I had lovemaking with...
A man comes home early from work and shouts, “Honey, I’m home!” No reply. So he goes upstairs and calls from the landing, “Honey, I am...
One day, little Suzie and her mom are walking down a beach when they see a couple having lovemaking. Little Suzie asks her mother, “What are...
A man walks into a pub and asks for 12 shots of vodka. The barman says, “Wow, 12. Are you celebrating?” The man replies, “I’ve just...
A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having lovemaking to escape the attention of their son. According to the code...