Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I […]
Two drunken Irishmen, Paddy and Mick, are wandering through a graveyard. Paddy starts reading the […]
Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t […]
Little Johnny asks his father: “Where does the wind come from?” “I don’t know.” “Why […]
A guest calls the waiter: “Please try my soup.” Waiter: “What’s the problem? Too salty?” […]
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He […]
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. […]
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the driver’s door. ‘Is […]
A man had been drinking at a pub all evening, and by the time the […]
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with […]
Two friends were playing golf. On the tee, Jack hit his shot way left of […]
A blind man walks into a restaurant and takes a seat. The owner, who’s also […]
An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at […]
The whole family are having breakfast together when he young Grandson looks over at his […]
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of […]
An old man goes golfing every weekend. His wife always complains about his going and […]