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An old man goes golfing every weekend. His wife always complains about his going and leaving her alone. So one weekend he says “Why don’t you...
A man is talking to his best friend about married life: “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always...
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted...
A woman said to her husband at over breakfast one morning, “Today is a special day. I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of...
Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to...
A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she...
Tom called the police helpline and said, “Hey! I am in urgent need of help.” The attendant asked, “Calm down and tell me what happened.” Tom...
A grandmother who took her little grandson to the beach. They were having a good time until a huge wave came in and swept the boy...
A guy calls a law office and says: “I want to talk to my lawyer.” The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but he died last week.” The...
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he replies....
A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodka. He drinks the first and dumps the second on his right hand. He then orders...
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance...
A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. “What’s...
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman. The woman yelled at her...
Three friends decided to go hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher. As they were walking, along came a...
A doctor tells a rich old man that he’s going to die if he doesn’t get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor...
