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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests...
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out having coffee with a friend....
A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make...
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the...
There was a man walking alone along a beach. He comes across a bottle with a cork in it. The man picks up the bottle and...
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, And at the appropriate point in the process. She told him that he would now need...
An angry wife to her husband on phone: “Where the hell are you?” Husband: “Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace...
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he...
A wife is having make love with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes…...
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said....
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them,...
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.”...
A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of private part are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit...
