A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the rubber pack aisle. The son asks his father why there are...
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that...
One day an old lady walked into the doctor’s office and was shown into a room. When the doctor came in and asked what the problem...
Three men and a young woman are travelling on a train. The four passengers get talking and the chat soon takes an salacious turn. The young...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they...
A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he...
An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is long enough.” “Dad, what are...
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to...
A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he waits to get the bartender’s attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, “I’ll have...
An 8-year-old girl asks her father, “Daddy, what is make love?” The father is somewhat surprised that she would ask such a question. But, he reckons...
A girl was walking on the side walk. She sees a man lying on the street, needing immediate help. The victim says that he is having...
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what...
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ‘I...
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks...