A guy walked into his friend’s office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asks. “Oh, its...
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat....
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about make love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The Doctor arrived,...
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I...
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When...
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol...
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?...
A man is going skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. The man...
Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....
A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one. He...
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...