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This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”...
A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says,...
An old lady tottered into a lawyer’s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. “A divorce?” asked the unbelieving lawyer. “Tell me, how old...
A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir,...
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me...
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”...
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...
There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take. All of a sudden he heard, “Jesus...
A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner. “Ringling Brothers is coming to town this week,” she said. “The poster says they have a...
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother...
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up...
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the...
Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched...
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Peters burg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. “I think...
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the first sheep,...
